Corrupt A Wish

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but they're cranky and stubborn and like to butt you!

I wish I could raise a flock of ducks

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted, but they keep flying south every winter and you don't get ducks again til July.

I wish I could play basketball really well.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but now you're 7 feet tall. Have fun with doorframes.

I wish I could knit like a pro

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted. But you now exist as a Sentro Knitting Machine

I wish I could make fancy quilts.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but you are now a sewing machine.

I wish I was covered in kittens

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted, but you now have cat hair in all your drinks.

I wish I had a pet guinea pig.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but it makes all kinds of noise at 3am and you can't sleep.

I wish I could go to a BTS concert.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted, but BTS stands for Bluesy Trombone Samba.

I wish grunge was still a popular type of music.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but it's like the kinda lame post-grunge poser crap.

I wish I could go to a rave

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted, but it's all just lame weird yodeling techno, like the yodeling young European dude on all the memes who looks vaguely like Macaulay Culkin dressed like an ice queen.

I wish I could go to Dairy Queen.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted, but it's literally "dairy" "queen", as in, drag queens in a cow barn.

I wish I could eat a nice cheeseburger

 

[Jeff T]

Granted, but it's literally a patty of limburger cheese, no meat

I wish I could visit Kansas.