Corrupt A Wish

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Sounds good; I yearn for him to be happy.

Granted, but then you have to eat a full dinner at breakfast time - and you're so not interested.

That's fine, I'll just have breakfast for dinner- the finest meal that ever was.

I wish I had a car.

 

[maycontainthunder]

You have a car but it's made by Corgi.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted. But now your whole life is lived inside the forum game: Get the Cookie.

I wish I had a pumpkin spice latte.

 

[negative-speedforce]

You do, but it's a puppochino that a dog already licked.

I wish I had a really comfortable pair of shoes

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted. You have the most comfortable shoes ever to be made. But they turn into wet envelopes in the rain.

I wish I had a horse so I could brush and braid its mane.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Granted. But she likes to kick over the bucket when you try to wash her.

I wish I had a bowl of hot, authentic Japanese ramen

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Granted. There is one waiting for you, in Japan. Better hurry, before it gets cold.

I wish I had a swimming pool.