Big Lemon

[DaisyRose]

Look at my big lemon.

 

[VictorR]

You know what they say... if life gives you lemons...

Spoiler: Rest of the joke here

make lemonade

 

[Aspychata]

I buy the small, small limes here. Deliciously tart. Key limes in Florida stores. But lemon pastries, tart lemonade is perfect. What do you plan to do with that perfect lemon?

 

[DaisyRose]

My mom wants to make lemon chicken. She bought four. Even she was surprised with the size.

 

[MNAus]

It's always a bummer when you cut open a giant lemon and find out it was the skin that made it so huge.

 

[Tom]

I saw those on the ship.

 

[Judge]

I had one of those a long time ago. But it was russet brown- not yellow.

And had an "MG" moniker on the trunk.

 

[MNAus]

All our lemons get eaten by the cockatoos. But they're great fun so wouldn't ever want to stop their party. It's like having a garden full of teenage boys.

 

[Forest Cat]

I'm beginning to wonder what is going on where you live, first you had those gigantic strawberries and now this. See if you can find a watermelon, I would like to see a 100 pound watermelon.

 

[DaisyRose]

I'm beginning to wonder what is going on where you live, first you had those gigantic strawberries and now this. See if you can find a watermelon, I would like to see a 100 pound watermelon.

I’ll try and find watermelons. They are not in season just yet.

 

[Judge]

I'm beginning to wonder what is going on where you live, first you had those gigantic strawberries and now this. See if you can find a watermelon, I would like to see a 100 pound watermelon.

It did seem like a strange year+ in terms of enormously large white grapes. Presumably coming from Mexico.

Now I only see the smaller or normal sized ones.

 

[Outdated]

All our lemons get eaten by the cockatoos.

We never had that problem, but probably because we also had an almond tree as well as many other fruits.