Pariah Dog
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I intend for this thread to be both informative and funny. I thought of it this morning while I was working and how now forgot a good deal of what I wanted to say I think. I can always add more later.
Dad when I was probably 19: You shouldn't be sitting home on a friday night. Pick a girls number out of your black book and make a call or to. You DO have a black book of girls numbers right?
I didn't have much of an answer. The truth is I couldn't tell you if I even had one girl's number then, let alone many numbers that would necessitate an entire book of some sort. And to keep this a bit in context cell phones were still a bit primitive and not entirely ubiquitous yet.
Both parents on more than one occasion: Just be yourself around the girls. They will like you.
This in of itself is not bad advise. However if your natural self tends to be repelling then it really doesn't work. Being someone fake is not likely to work either (or be a good alternative even if it did work). A person in this position is pretty much just out of luck. Very few people want to face that inconvenient truth, especially parents who are hoping the best for their kid.
Mom when I was 21: You should go to this (it was some motorcycle event as I was newly riding a motorcycle and is a passion of mine), I'm sure you'll meet a girl there that is into something you love
I just envisioned some haggard middle aged chain smoking Harley mama and shuttered at the image. I did not end up going because I had to work if I remember right.
I'll probably think up some more tomorrow. Too late to think and I need to sleep. Maybe my parents advise wasn't so much bad, just more so that it was not applicable to me and they were unable to recognize that (or didn't want to). They were well meaning.
Dad when I was probably 19: You shouldn't be sitting home on a friday night. Pick a girls number out of your black book and make a call or to. You DO have a black book of girls numbers right?
I didn't have much of an answer. The truth is I couldn't tell you if I even had one girl's number then, let alone many numbers that would necessitate an entire book of some sort. And to keep this a bit in context cell phones were still a bit primitive and not entirely ubiquitous yet.
Both parents on more than one occasion: Just be yourself around the girls. They will like you.
This in of itself is not bad advise. However if your natural self tends to be repelling then it really doesn't work. Being someone fake is not likely to work either (or be a good alternative even if it did work). A person in this position is pretty much just out of luck. Very few people want to face that inconvenient truth, especially parents who are hoping the best for their kid.
Mom when I was 21: You should go to this (it was some motorcycle event as I was newly riding a motorcycle and is a passion of mine), I'm sure you'll meet a girl there that is into something you love
I just envisioned some haggard middle aged chain smoking Harley mama and shuttered at the image. I did not end up going because I had to work if I remember right.
I'll probably think up some more tomorrow. Too late to think and I need to sleep. Maybe my parents advise wasn't so much bad, just more so that it was not applicable to me and they were unable to recognize that (or didn't want to). They were well meaning.