Ask A Stupid Question...

[StephF]

Do Crocodiles need to visit the dentist often ?

 

[Bird]

No, they have little birds that climb in their mouth to clean their teeth instead. (True story- at least with alligators.)

Why haven't people (H. sapiens sapiens) gone extinct yet?

 

[AsperDragon]

Only if they get peckish between meals...
Do monkeys dream of organic sheep?

 

[metalminx24]

No, they dream of mouflon. Sheep are too objectionable to be the stuff of dreams.

On what scale would one measure the pointlessness of Facebook?

 

[Jonathan Lees]

Only if they get peckish between meals...
Do monkeys dream of organic sheep?

where you referring to "do androids dream of electric sheep" the Philip K Dick book that basically started the cyberpunk/cybernoir genre as well as being the basis for the awesome film blade runner.

now for my silly question
bonus points if anyone knows where this comes from
"why do you mount the high seat and deliver an incomprehensible discourse on the source of all things?"

 

[Flinty]

Because I'm running for President.

Why don't people know that 20% of something is exactly the same as 1/5 of something?

 

[tree]

It's not applicable to coins received as change.
Sometimes people actually do notice that 1/4th/quarter/25%
are related.

What should I do?

 

[EricD]

Why is hair hair?

 

[tree]

Why is hair hair?

It's an example of Identity Property.

'hair' is 'hair' because
h = h
a = a
i = i
r = r.



Now, will someone answer my question:

What should I do?

 

[EricD]

Brush your hair!

 

[metalminx24]

From #309 - You should take up blindfold floristry, the results will surprise you!

Have you ever seen an aardvark 'vark'?

 

[tree]

If you mean this sort of thing, no.
http://vark-learn.com/the-vark-questionnaire/the-vark-questionnaire-for-younger-people/
If you mean...what I read in The Book of Animal Ignorance....no, to that, too.

Why does cold weather make me feel cold?

 

[EricD]

Is air nothing more than water with holes in it?

 

[metalminx24]

#312 because you refuse to wear those heated trousers I bought you for Christmas. I'm convinced that purple paisley will look amazing on you!

(EricD nope, air contains water and water contains air - if you blow bubbles through it - but the two are not the same. To ask a stupid question is fine, but first you have to answer the question posed by the previous poster.)

Are pickles easily insulted?

 

[tree]

That's how it goes, alright.

 

[tree]

#312 because you refuse to wear those heated trousers I bought you for Christmas. I'm convinced that purple paisley will look amazing on you!

(EricD nope, air contains water and water contains air - if you blow bubbles through it - but the two are not the same. To ask a stupid question is fine, but first you have to answer the question posed by the previous poster.)

Are pickles easily insulted?

Pickles vary in the ability to tolerate verbal insults.
Most pickles appreciate a little slapstick humor & to
a lesser degree, some rough housing. What one should
look out for is the cruel biting type of insult. Pickles
don't go for that.

How do I get those hot pants to turn on?

 

[EricD]

Take off your cool shades first!
If Bugs Bunny were bald, would you call him?

 

[Flinty]

No, I don't know his number and he's unlisted.

Why didn't Ronnie Milsap appear at the Opry when I went there?

 

[EricD]

I mistyped, but maybe he had a flat tire!

 

[EricD]

What do you call a bald rabbit?