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metalminx24 said:
Because the dogs are obstinate and run away during the measuring phase. And the measurers are prudish and don't feel comfortable touching buns.

Are hippos or rhinos better at writing poetry?
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You are quite good at this game Minx...:p

Rhinos are better at writing as they are always running into trouble and losing girlfriends because they can't see well. Hippos sit around doing nothing in the water getting fat so have less angst material for poems and they are always getting their poems soggy and losing them in the water before they are done.

Why do people think lightning doesn't strike twice in the same spot?
 
Nobody's been willing to stand in the same spot to get hit for the second time.

Why would a million people stand around for 8-12 hours without bathrooms just to watch a ball drop?
 
Some people, teenage boys especially, consider the ball drop to be a life-changing moment!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it knew that an unscrupulous beaver would steal it?
 
How dare you call our national animal unscrupulous!

Why does my dad have to live so far from an actual hospital at his age?
 
Because it's easier to move a giant boulder than an old person.

(I hope his condition has improved Flinty)

Can little people still get too big for their boots?
 
People of small stature frequently grow; petty
people, similarly, have expansive thoughts and
overreach themselves.

Why is the Super Bowl such a big deal to so many people?
 
Because it's rare to see such a Superb Owl- it's the highlight of an ornithologist's year!

Was ShamPoo originally developed for the playing of practical jokes?
 
metalminx24 said:
Because it's rare to see such a Superb Owl- it's the highlight of an ornithologist's year!

Was ShamPoo originally developed for the playing of practical jokes?
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Now I get why all the Facebook pages I follow have been wishing everyone a Happy Superb Owl day! That totally flew over my head. I was like "Superb Owl- there's no such species? What's with the picture of a Scops Owl? Aren't all owls always superb, beautiful, wonderful, etc?" Now I get it!
 
metalminx24 said:
Because it's rare to see such a Superb Owl- it's the highlight of an ornithologist's year!

Was ShamPoo originally developed for the playing of practical jokes?
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If it wasn't, it should have been.

Why is it so difficult to follow orders
given by people who like to give orders?
 
Just because people like to give orders doesn't mean they should be followed.

Why doesn't the CRTC let Canadians watch the Super Bowl commercials?
 
He's going away from his wife.
Even if she baked him a cherry pie ,
I don't think he'd come back.

Why is the sun so bright?
 
Because they're just as dim as the moon...and they weren't taught 'Stop.Look.Listen' at chicken school.

Who invented scented candles?
 
Somebody called Angelica and
one hundred thirty-seven people
on Facebook.

What's better than nothing?
 
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