Ask A Stupid Question...

[EndSerenading]

to the sleep dimension made of blankets and pillows and moon dust (moon dust is not a drug euphemism even though it sounds like it)

what does the blip bloop plip plffffffffff do?

 

[tree]

what does the blip bloop plip plff ff ff ff ff do?
It functions at a level 10 times that of the blip bloop plip plf.

Why are so many things not the way we expected them to be?

 

[Flinty]

Because we have expectations.

Why is Fozzie Bear's voice so much worse than in the 1970s?

 

[Ste11aeres]

Fozzie Bear got vocal damage.

Why isn't sleep something that is totally voluntary-done at will?

 

[tree]

Sleep is not entirely a voluntary action because
most animals, human included, are not wise enough
to know when to administer it to themselves.

What do you do at a Stop sign?

 

[Flinty]

Wait for the drivers to ignore it, then make my crossing.

Why do I only get three more days this weekend?

 

[Beverly]

Well it is a long weekend.

Why is the pen I dropped on the floor?

 

[Vinca]

Gravity wanted the pen.


If an inventor made port-a-loos that were specifically designed for seagulls to use, would the seagulls use them?

 

[tree]

The answer is obviously, yes, they would.
That's what the gulls are doing when they
let loose on statues, cars, human heads...etc.

Why do people go out of their way to throw
bags of household trash out, in bags, in
national forest areas?

 

[Beverly]

Clearly they think trashing a place makes it civilized looking and, they can't stand any lack of civilization.

What ever made people think putting a caustic chemical (chlorine) in drinking water was a good idea?

 

[SingaSong]

once soneone discovered that chlorinated bleach stopped things putrifying other researchers looked at applications for chlorine

Why put it in drinking water To help kill the microbes and so prevent spread of typhoid, cholera, dysentery and other water borne diseases

I've been asked this one when I was in America. (I'm an ordinary person) I told the other person I lived in London (UK)
Response

the Queen of England lives in London - do you know her?

 

[Beverly]

Which one was that, the drama queen? Oh well yes, one of those on every block so I do know a few queens in England.

Where did I put my leathers now?

 

[Flinty]

Ask your ex-husband, he probably knows for some reason.

Why did I have the silly idea to have an 8 AM appointment at the western edge of the city?

 

[Beverly]

You thought you could beat the morning rush hour traffic. I would ask my husband, if I still had one.

Why didn't I tell DJ to pick up some rice on his way over? Could have had pilaf with the fish.

 

[tree]

You figured he'd just know to do it without
you needing to say a word.

What is the neatest thing about Argentina?

 

[Flinty]

That they thought they could defeat the UK in a naval war.

What sort of excuse can I use to avoid going to Subway at almost any opportunity?

Spoiler

The Coke fountains have been replaced by a computer-operated Pepsi fountain, so that's already a bonus. But they also have now given the option to add flavouring (cherry, vanilla, and/or lemon) to your drink. If I lived in the USA, this wouldn't matter that much. But Pepsi's policy is to have Cherry Pepsi available in Canada for about two weeks every five years. And when the two weeks are up, they go all-out to remove the unsold stuff as quickly as possible. The first thing I seek out on my American trips is a source of Cherry Pepsi because I almost never get to have it in Canada. But now I can. Thank you, Subway.

 

[tree]

You could try converting to the Breatharian religion.

Why do I have to wash all these dishes if you're just
going to give them away?

 

[Flinty]

Probably something to do with liability.

Why won't the radiator stop already?

 

[tree]

This will probably help.

What does 'no,' mean?

 

[Flinty]

No Means No, drummed into our heads since at least 1988.

Does anybody really know what time it is?