Tortoise, you CAN do this. It's just not hard. Use the steps below:
Turn oven on to bake. Set temperature at 400 degrees.
1. Take a pan that has about 2" sides and cover the inside with tinfoil wrapping it around the top of the sides so no cleanup.
2. Unwrap the chicken and pull out the bag of innards and toss in garbage.
3. Place bird in pan flat side up.
4. Drizzle olive oil over the chicken and smear it all over (using those disposable gloves).
5. Take some small red or gold potatoes and wash. These usually don't need scrubbing like baking potatoes. (No need to peel as the skins are thin and soft.)
6. Place around the bird in the pan. Drizzle them with olive oil.
7. Place pan in oven and set timer for 1/2 way (using 30 minutes per pound)
8. When timer goes off, take out bird and turn over using a long cooking fork. drizzle some olive oil over top of bird and put pan back in oven.
9. Set timer for balance of time needed for cooking
10. When timer goes off, pull out oven rack- if bird is browned stick cooking fork in between leg and body of bird and pull down on the leg. . If the leg comes down really easily or if the juices run clear, the bird is fully cooked.
11. Remove from oven, put bird on platter and let sit a few minutes (5 minutes) before carving.
If you don't know how to carve the bird, watch a You tube video to see what to do.
I save the chicken neck and other innards (except the liver) in the freezer. When I have accumulated a big bag of parts, I make chicken stock with it, and freeze the stock.