Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wouldn't that be great news if no one had any problems today?

 

[Richelle-H]

Isn't that a bit like hoping that someday Aesop's hare might beat that darn tortoise?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Has anyone ever rooted for the hare?

 

[Richelle-H]

Can't he find his own carrots so that you should not have to go rooting for him?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Does he need you to find carrots for him because he has bad eyesight?

 

[Richelle-H]

Isn't putting carrots, a rabbit, and bad eyesight together the beginnings of a potential oxymoron?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Who you callin' stupid?

 

[Richelle-H]

I am not stupid, but why are you asking about who I am calling?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wouldn't you like to be on the cover of the National Enquirer?

 

[Richelle-H]

Are you sure that is entirely appropriate when I am in the process of restoring my dignity to what it was before that unfortunate incident with that pesky rabbit?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Is he a Wascally Wabbit?

 

[Richelle-H]

Why are you twying to confuse me?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Well then, is he a bad old puddy tat?

 

[Richelle-H]

Sufferin' Succotash, are you talking to me?!

 

[tree]

When did YD change her name to Succotash?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Isn't it nice that she recognizes the suffering I go through in trying to figure out if it's wabbit season or duck season?

 

[Richelle-H]

Wabbit Shmabbit, does it not matter that poor Daffy took almost as much abuse as Wily?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Do you also root for Yosemite Sam?

 

[Richelle-H]

Have you been to half dome in the Yosemite valley; maybe climbed it?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Have you been to the blinding white expanse of nothingness on the other side?