Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Grondhammar]

How many titubats could safely inhabit Bracken Cave?

 

[TBRS1]

Won't that depend on how much bracken is in Bracken Cave when you try stuffing your titubats in?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wouldn't bats just come flying out anyway?

 

[Grondhammar]

What's the flight speed of an unladen bat?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How about the speed of one laden down with lead?

 

[TBRS1]

Is that the one that was leading?

 

[Grondhammar]

I never thought I'd ask this, but, what's the flight speed of a lead bat?

 

[AuAL]

To find the terminal velocity don’t we first need to determine the attitude?

 

[Grondhammar]

Do bats have good or bad attitudes?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Have you ever noticed they purposely dive bomb the person with the longest hair?

 

[AuAL]

But do they remember the people they don’t like the way magpies do?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Like that movie where The Crow seeks revenge on Halloween night?

 

[TBRS1]

Is that because crows get weird if they eat too many sweets?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Wasn't it cheese?

 

[TBRS1]

If it was rubbery, with a funny smell, and melted like plastic in the microwave, what else could it be, if not cheese?

 

[AuAL]

Plastic?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't plastic that thin, orangeish yellow stuff that comes wrapped in more plastic?

 

[Grondhammar]

So Felicity Loudon was right when she called Kraft the plastic cheese company?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What's wrong with the glorious Kraft mac n cheese?

 

[AuAL]

Kraft had something to do with the Apple Mac?