Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[TBRS1]

How am I supposed to remember what night Algebra and I went on a date, or where we went, and why do you care?

 

[Cutesie]

Why would a turnip be going on a date anyway?

 

[TBRS1]

Haven't you ever heard any of those stories about people who end up on dates with absolute turnips and wondered how that turnip manages to get so many dates?

 

[Rodafina]

Do turnips prefer the medjool or deglet noor variety?

 

[NDR2]

If they go for variety, why would they have a preference?

 

[TBRS1]

Not that I have a preference, but which variety is the sticky brown wrinkled one?

 

[Cutesie]

Well, when you do go on a date, doesn't it matter to you whether it sticks to your shoe or not?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you often discover sticky stuff stuck to the sole of your shoe?

 

[Cutesie]

Isn't it better than mushy stuff?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you one of those people who look away when there is mushy stuff in a movie?

 

[Rodafina]

What does that person look at instead?

 

[TBRS1]

Would ancient cobwebs and prolific dust bunnies fit the bill?

 

[Rodafina]

Don't you pay the bill when you buy the ticket?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you actually buy tickets to look at cobwebs and prolific dust bunnies?

 

[NDR2]

Is looking at cobwebs and prolific dust bunnies some kind of kink?

 

[TBRS1]

Did you ever do a web search for "pics of prolific dust bunnies," with safe search turned off?

 

[Rodafina]

Doesn't it seem a bit reckless to go frolicking on the internet without some safety?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't it be ever so pointless to go about frolicking in a place where there isn't even a bit of danger?

 

[blue_bird]

Is frolicking considered an extreme sport?

 

[TBRS1]

How can anybody understand the pleasure to be had from a good frolic if they are worried about cuts and bruises?