Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[TBRS1]

Why do they care more about what's behind my ears than they care about what's between my ears?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Isn't it a good thing if your judgment were trusted more than your body care?

 

[TBRS1]

If they trusted my judgement, why would they have looked for dirt behind my ears?

 

[Rodafina]

Would they find any there?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't "there" an extremely large place to search for something as tiny as dirt?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

If someone asks "Where's the dirt?" wouldn't the natural response be to point and reply "There."?

 

[TBRS1]

For the purposes of clarity and precision, is it not best to indicate longitude and latitude?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Do you have a stack of old maps too?

 

[TBRS1]

If I say yes will you think I'm weird?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How would cartography (the coolest hobby in the world) be weird?

 

[TBRS1]

Is cartography cooler when mapping the arctic regions?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Dude, doesn't that sound most excellent?

 

[TBRS1]

Did you ever wonder what the actual definition of "dude" is?

 

[Rodafina]

Is it more fun to wonder than just look in the dictionary?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[TBRS1]

If it's supposed to be mean, who cares what it is?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What if it was a great kindness instead?

 

[TBRS1]

Do I get to decide if I receive kindness instead of meanness or is that preset at the factory?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What if you do unto others as you would have them do unto you?

 

[TBRS1]

Why do you suppose people so seldom use the word "unto" in casual conversations anymore, saying stuff like "Take this soup unto thy spoon and aim it at your mouth"?