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A-Z Jokes

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.
 
10 cats were in a boat. One cat jumped out. How many were left?

None were left. All the rest were copycats.
 
Which moves faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
 
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What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they were in the car?

“Fasten your sheet belt.”
 
What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?

B, because it makes oil boil.
 
What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line.
 
A guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.”

The dentist replies, “You shouldn’t be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist…”

The guys replies, “I am seeing a psychiatrist.”

The dentist says, “Well, then what are you doing here?”

And the guy says, “Your light was on.”
 
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Think New Yorkers can’t get along? I just saw two strangers share a cab… One took the battery and the other took the radio and tires.
 
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Would you please explain?
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I think the implication is that the mouse would be after the cat rather than the cat being after the mouse if there was a mouse that was that large. I could be mistaken though.🤔
 
Here’s another corny one:

What does a boy octopus say to a girl octopus?

“I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
 
What's smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.
 
Created by a thirteen-year-old (no one that I know):

What do you call an average radio?

Stereo typical.
 
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