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A-Z Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts.
 
Why couldn't the volcano eat dinner?

Its plates were broken.

Joke created by a seven-year-old.
 
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What did the zebra say before leaving?

"I'll be white black."
 
How many beans are used in an Irish soup?

239, because one more would make it two fahrty.
 
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
 
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?

Look for the footprints in the peanut butter.
 
Why did the baseball team always feel cold?

They stood too close to the fans.
They kept getting frozen at the plate.
 
I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
 
NDR2 said:
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?

Look for the footprints in the peanut butter.
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I'm confused. I'm pretty sure the entire jar would be shattered to bits if an elephant stepped on it. What am I missing?🤔
 
Did you hear about the guy who made elephant and giraffe jam?

He called it wildlife preserve.
 
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