YouTube's ads just tried to scare me into thinking God is not happy, And It Kinda worked

[watersprite]

If you were to pursue these ads far enough, there will be someone asking for money.

Good point.
There will very likely be someone’s website asserting you’ll be a better, happier person when some of your money is handed over to them.

 

[oregano]

Send me money send me green heaven you will meet
Make a contribution and you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah!

-Metallica, "Leper Messiah", 1986

 

[oregano]

The preachers call your contribution "seeds". I always thought that was lulzy. Call the 800 number and the first thing the call center droid says is "Are you ready to plant your seed?"

 

[GrownupGirl]

I never see ads like that on YouTube because I use Adblock on my Firefox browser. And even if I did, I wouldn't believe a second of it. YouTube has gotten worse and worse each passing year. They won't even let you dislike a video anymore. Apparently there are too many crybaby snowflakes that can't take any criticism.