Worst Fictional people to marry.

[Wolfnox]

You know in case of Tardis or wormhole travel.

 

[tree]

So shipping, basically?

I thought I had some, but my couples kept being
one fictional character and one "real life" celebrity.

 

[clg114]

Are we talking about warping of the fabric of space?

 

[Judge]

Warping space? Speaking of which....

It was really stupid for Kara Thrace (Starbuck) to marry Sam Anders on just a whim. Especially having boinked Lee Adama (Apollo) the night before.

Oh- did I mention that Sam was a Cylon "skin job" ?

Great pilot, that Starbuck. But her choice of men...not so good.

 

[Metalhead]

Gordon Ramsey should marry a stereotypical female cook in anime. Y’know the type, the one that mistakes sugar for salt.

 

[Tom]

Nancy

 

[Judge]

Harry Mudd's first wife- Stella.

Oh my. Even as an android....ouch.

 

[Judge]

Mark Rutland (Sean Connery) sure blew it when he married Marnie (Tippi Hedren).

What was he thinking?

 

[Tom]

 

[Judge]

"Total Recall" (1990)

Luckily for Douglas Quaid (Arnold Scharzeneggar), Lori (Sharon Stone) wasn't really his wife. Even better he was no relation to Randy Quaid either.

"Conzider dat a divorce!"

 

[Tom]

The beautiful alien Queen Anna ("V" tv series)

 

[Judge]

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The beautiful alien Queen Anna ("V" tv series)

Yeah, her bark was as nasty as her bite. I liked her better as "Inara" in "Firefly". But then I never saw Mal Reynolds marrying her either...lol. He was married to Serenity.

And forget any wife for Jayne Cobb. Marriage would have "damaged his calm".

 

[Judge]

I don't think much of anyone would want to marry Catherine Trammel (Sharon Stone).

At least not with an ice pick in her hand, or under the bed.

Nick (Michael Douglas) may not have married her, but he may not have dodged an ice pick either.

 

[Isadoorian]

Edward whats his name from Twilight... Because who in their right mind romanticizes abuse? Ah, that's right... people who don't know any better!

Not to mention the craziness that ensued after that hub-bub... people sprinkling glitter over their SOs, asking their SOs to bite them or the person biting their SO to "turn them"...

 

[Judge]

Edward whats his name from Twilight... Because who in their right mind romanticizes abuse? Ah, that's right... people who don't know any better!

Not to mention the craziness that ensued after that hub-bub... people sprinkling glitter over their SOs, asking their SOs to bite them or the person biting their SO to "turn them"...

Yeah, Edward Cullen was a terrible father-in-law.

He made Jacob Black wait until Renesmee was 110 before giving his blessing.

I guess "imprinting" requires a whole lot of patience.

 

[Judge]

I can't imagine much of anyone wanting marry either Richard Burton or Elizabeth Taylor when they appeared as "George and Martha" in the film "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

Then again, after watching that movie, I can't imagine much of anyone wanting to get married- period.

 

[Judge]

Take your pick- J.R. or Sue Ellen Ewing.

Both were bad news in their own way, unless you got either of them to skip a prenuptial agreement.

And in that case....

 

[Aspychata]

James Bond, because l would be checking his phone for Ms. Octopussy texts.

Batman because of the sheer amount of black capes to dry clean, and keeping the gas guzzler batmobile is perfect shape.

 

[tducey]

Cruella De Vil

 

[Tom]

Edward whats his name from Twilight... Because who in their right mind romanticizes abuse? Ah, that's right... people who don't know any better!

Not to mention the craziness that ensued after that hub-bub... people sprinkling glitter over their SOs, asking their SOs to bite them or the person biting their SO to "turn them"...

Bella wouldn't be a bad choice however. Our difficulty in reading facial expressions wouldn't matter.