Who Would Win This Fight? And Why?

[Gomendosi]

In this thread, two fighters enter, one fighter wins! (No betting allowed)


These are the rules:

First, person A posts two combatants that will fight.
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Next, person B comes along and says who wins.

Then, person B will give a reason why it happened that way (Be as elaborate as you like)

Lastly, Person B will post another two combatants, and they're done.



All fighters have to be able to fight in some way, so NO inanimate objects please ; ]
However, they can be mythical or non-existent beings.

This is the example only:

Person A:
Koala Vs. Squirrel

Person B:
Squirrel wins because he would go for the nuts!

E.T. Vs. Mahatma Gandhi

The only thing left to say is:
Who has two combatants picked out and ready to start us off?
Whose two mighty warriors will be the first to be pitted against one another in the AC Arena?
Who will win? and for what incomprehensible reason?
Where's my popcorn?

 

[Blade_Runner]

Voldemort vs. Morgoth

 

[IContainMultitudes]

Morgoth, because...I prefer Lord of the Rings to Harry Potter?

Godzilla Vs. Gamera?

For those who haven't heard of Gamera:

Gamera - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Vanilla]

Godzilla, because his success made his name a legend, brought him world-wide fame, got him contracts for several well known movies (and movie references), all based on his true stories, and merchandise for the kiddies. Also, Puff Daddy wrote a song for him

Morgan Freeman vs. Michael Caine

 

[Ste11aeres]

Michael Caine because this is what his name means. Plus, in my experience a lot of marines are named Michael.

Rachel Ray vs Gordon Ramsay

 

[Judge]

Gordon Ramsay. Rachel cooks and eats food. Gordon cooks and eats people.


Steve McQueen vs Bruce Willis

 

[Gomendosi]

Bruce Willis of course, because he is Unbreakable
Orinoco Vs. ALF

 

[Blade_Runner]

Orinoco because his cuteness would weaken his opponent

Heathcliff vs. Edward Fairfax Rochester

 

[Sparticus]

A Boulder Warrior from the Planet of Boulders, faced off against a stream of water from the Planet of Water. Who would win?

 

[Ste11aeres]

A Boulder Warrior from the Planet of Boulders, faced off against a stream of water from the Planet of Water. Who would win?

I guess we won't know about Heathcliff and Rochester?

 

[Sparticus]

Don't know who you are referring to [have heard of Heathcliff] but will answer my question.

Boulder uses strength while water uses a Time dimension power, slows everything down and eventually wears down Boulder.

I guess we won't know about Heathcliff and Rochester?

 

[Blade_Runner]

In answer to my own fight: I think Edward Rochester would win as deep down he has a good heart whereas Heathcliff slowly turns into a tyrant.

Extra information: Heathcliff is the antihero of Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte and Edward Rochester is the antihero of Jane Eyre by her sister, Charlotte Bronte.

 

[Sparticus]

OH!!!!!!!!!!! Yikes...I didn't see Blade_Runner's post :-( Sorry Blade_Runner.

I guess we won't know about Heathcliff and Rochester?

 

[Ste11aeres]

OH!!!!!!!!!!! Yikes...I didn't see Blade_Runner's post :-( Sorry Blade_Runner.

I do that all the time in the Word Association Thread. I often realize my mistake later and edit my post so that it makes sense and no one knows.

 

[Blade_Runner]

OH!!!!!!!!!!! Yikes...I didn't see Blade_Runner's post :-( Sorry Blade_Runner.

It's OK Sparticus Don't worry about it. I do it all the time and plus, the characters may have been too obscure.

 

[Ste11aeres]

It's OK Sparticus Don't worry about it. I do it all the time and plus, the characters may have been too obscure.

Obscure is good. I'd already read Jane Eyre, but your post inspired me to start reading Wuthering Heights for the first time.

 

[Sparticus]

Who would win this fight and why?

Ronald McDonald or Bozo the clown?

 

[Gomendosi]

Ronald would win, simply because years of wearing that colour, has made the man hard as nails!
Estelle Getty Vs. Mother Teresa

 

[tree]

In answer to my own fight: I think Edward Rochester would win as deep down he has a good heart whereas Heathcliff slowly turns into a tyrant.

Extra information: Heathcliff is the antihero of Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte and Edward Rochester is the antihero of Jane Eyre by her sister, Charlotte Bronte.

Oh......
Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights, sure.
But I was thinking of Rochester from the Jack Benny Show.
Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson - IMDb

Quite a different match, that would have been.
Or an alternate Heathcliff....

 

[tree]

Somehow it looks like alternate Heathcliff killed Estelle Getty and Mother Teresa.
He didn't mean to. He is such a champ that he resuscitated them so that he and the mouse
could have a tag team match with both of the old girls.
Mother Teresa for the win.

Who wins here?
Sonic the Hedgehog or Mighty Mouse?