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What's your excuse?

Because art and English are more important since they come before math in the alphabet.

Why can't I rate the above post winner twice?
 
I didn't do it. You'd have to ask whoever made it.

Why doesn't anybody tell me a good way to stop jerky spammers?
 
Throw them beef jerky and canned spam, that should distract them long enough so they leave everyone alone.

Why are malls so loud and crowded?
 
If you'd stop making such a fuss every time you go,
it would be so much quieter. It's not all that crowded,
it's just seems that way because everybody is watching
you.

What is your excuse for not bringing anything to the potluck?
 
I'm trying to lose weight so I didn't want to bring anything I would like. I could bring something I don't like but I wouldn't want to force you to eat icky food.

Why didn't you go see the Olympics in person this year?
 
Because your children wouldn't stop buzzing and I'm a butterfly not a bee.

Why didn't you try my tofu spring rolls?
 
There wasn't enough evidence to warrant bringing them to trial.

Why haven't you fixed the latch on the door?
 
I didn't know it was broken! I thought you left it open on purpose so I could come in after 2AM each night in search of things I might need.

Why aren't you a bubblier person?
 
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