What's your excuse?

[Flinty]

If it's the same test I got at your age, it's because the concepts had not been taught to the class yet.

hy is Brass Bonanza running through my head?

 

[Reedstorm17]

It got stuck on repeat.

How likely is it, that of ALL THE SCHOOLS, MY high school marching band was chosen to play in the Villanova victory parade?

 

[metalminx24]

7. 7 likely. Marching bands seem an obsolete concept, they don't really exist in England any more.

How did you manage to burn the ice cream???

 

[Reedstorm17]

I'm allergic to waffles, so I asked Amelia Bedelia for a paper cone. I guess she took me literally. Then I accidentally set the paper on fire.

What exactly is Pit going to do at the parade?

 

[metalminx24]

Dance around in a costume made from sparkly feathers, and drink far too much Glühwein.

Why have you hidden the cookies?

 

[Reedstorm17]

What cookies? Oh, yeah. I didn't exactly hide them. I just ate them. Why, were they for you?

Why does Pit only get to march in a parade that's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

 

[Flinty]

ell, that once-in-a-lifetime bit is irrelevant as Pit is dead. (You didn't kno?)

hy can't other people with no number in their handle post to this thread?

 

[Reedstorm17]

They can, they just choose not to.

How can Pit be dead if I'm in Pit?

 

[metalminx24]

Ahhh, that explains a lot, you smell like a skunk because you're in an armPit!!

Why do you keep weeing on grandma's vegetable patch?

 

[Reedstorm17]

The hose broke. It's the only option if I want the plants to survive.

How did I get stuck on a marching band bus again?

 

[metalminx24]

Too many tubas are blocking the doors. You're going to be there for quite some time!

Why are you drinking bubble bath again?

 

[Reedstorm17]

I swallowed dirt by accident. I'm just trying to clean my throat.

Why weren't we allowed to use the bathroom before getting on the bus?

 

[zurb]

You should have had a bath before you came. On the other hand, if you meant the toilet, you should have said...

So, why did you dress like that for a bus trip?!

 

[Turanga Veela]

Well, I needed room for the astronaut diaper.

Why did you duct tape a case of Axe body spray to the grille of the bus?

 

[zurb]

It wouldn't fit on the roof!

Why did you have to bring your own tree full of squirrels on the bus roof?

 

[inabox]

Because the rhinos wouldn't get out of bed in time.

Why did you not clean the bird poop off the bus?

 

[tree]

Town council voted to cut expenses and
bird poop is the new low cost anti-rust
solution for the bus fleet.

Why won't anyone show some enthusiasm & support for
breeding a new species of 8 foot long rubbery caterpillars?

 

[Turanga Veela]

Because all of the grant money is being thrown into the development of ten foot mole rats that eat gutter trash!

Why did you open the dishwasher door in the middle of the pot scrubber cycle?

 

[inabox]

Because I wanted to see how the dishwasher scrubbed pots

Why have you made it rain AGAIN????

 

[tree]

I have made it rain AGAIN because I had some
spare 'AGAIN's and everybody was tired of the
regular ol' wet liquid rain made of water. I am
omniscient and benevolent.

Why won't you let me trim your hair with this can opener?