• Feeling isolated? You're not alone.

    Join 20,000+ people who understand exactly how your day went. Whether you're newly diagnosed, self-identified, or supporting someone you love – this is a space where you don't have to explain yourself.

    Join the Conversation → It's free, anonymous, and supportive.

    As a member, you'll get:

    • A community that actually gets it – no judgment, no explanations needed
    • Private forums for sensitive topics (hidden from search engines)
    • Real-time chat with others who share your experiences
    • Your own blog to document your journey

    You've found your people. Create your free account

What's your excuse?

zurb

zurb

Eschewer of Obfuscation
Give an excuse for the scenario posted by previous person, then pose a new scenario.

First scenario:
Why are you taking so long in the shower?

(umm, maybe a mod can move this to 'Forum Games'. Tks)
 
I slipped and fell. I got soap in my eyes. I saw a spider near the handle. The soap gave me an allergic reaction. I had a terrible time! Gosh...

Why don't you talk more?
 
Well, I googled 'Potato People' and apparently they eat people. Looks like they consider you appetizing.

Why is the sky blue?
 
Because they're a more sexually advanced species than humans, ie. not limited by rules of orientation and monogamy.

Why is my house so messy?
 
What happened to my face? What do mean what happened to my face? This is what it always looks like!

Why are you late for school yet again?
 
I got hungry!
alf-cat-sandwich.jpg


Why didn't you have a dog?
 
It would stop if you'd quit trying to think. The smoke coming out of your ears keeps setting off the sprinkler system.

Who the hell just touched me?
 
I'm sorry, it was so cold yesterday, and I didn't feel like getting wood... It's not like they burned well anyways...

Who let the dogs out?
 
So busy getting the band back together, for the Musical.

What's the deal, anyway?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

New Threads

Top Bottom