WHAT'S NEXT?

[tree]

Fish would be unhappy if they were
forced to wear fur coats.

 

[metalminx24]

Coats of paint should be available in sheet format with dotted lines to make cutting to size easier.

 

[tree]

Easier than ever before---the one size fits all,
Point the Finger of Blame at Someone Else Glove.

 

[metalminx24]

Glove is Guanto in Italian and Luva in Portuguese.

 

[tree]

Portuguese Water Dogs are classified by the
American Kennel Club as a breed of working dogs.

 

[Flinty]

Dogs will generally let themselves be bossed around by cats.

 

[metalminx24]

Cats versus dogs is a common discussion. The argument of 'dog people' is that dogs must be more intelligent because they can learn tricks and commands. I think cats are more intelligent because they know they'll be fed whether or not they roll over or shake hands, and consequently don't trouble themselves with such trivia.

 

[tree]

Trivia is how people term what they are not interested in,
regardless of its importance to other people.

 

[metalminx24]

Other people are weird and I'm normal. Will anyone ever believe that?

 

[tree]

That is my premise as well, so it isn't difficult for me to believe it.

 

[metalminx24]

It isn't easy to play bagpipes. I suppose that's why they so often sound terrible.

 

[tree]

Terrible, horrible,no good, very bad day, was the
experience Alexander had to start with, but eventually
things worked out O.K.

 

[metalminx24]

Ok Cupid is one site that my mother has, at one time, been a member of.

 

[tree]

A member of the pack
found a great stash of
acorns and after testing
them out for himself,
scampered back to
tell the others.

 

[metalminx24]

The others decided they'd rather eat macaroons.

 

[tree]

Macaroons are a type of small circular cake, typically made from
ground almonds (the original main ingredient, coconut, and/or
other nuts or even potato, with sugar, egg white, and sometimes
flavorings (e.g. honey, vanilla, spices), food coloring,glace cherries,
jam and/or a chocolate coating.

 

[metalminx24]

A chocolate coating improves many things, although I haven't been able to stomach anything combining chocolate with baked goods since I was sick on Simon Glenister's shoes at cub camp following a slice of toast topped with chocolate spread.

 

[tree]

Chocolate spread on a hot
engine block will not repair
a crack in it.

 

[metalminx24]

It would be nice if armadillos and llamas could live in harmony. Sadly, armadillos are jealous of the llamas' ability to play harmonica, and llamas can't stand the fact that armadillos have smaller feet and therefore a wider choice of pretty shoes.

 

[tree]

Shoes sometimes have tongues,
but they don't talk.