WHAT'S NEXT?

[Flinty]

Having campfires in one's living room is a blatant violation of the fire code.

 

[metalminx24]

The fire code is the reason for many people retaining their eyebrows.

 

[Linika Par]

Eyebrows are starting a campaign to assert their independence from the other facial features

 

[tree]

Other facial features are on the march today
protesting the procedure knows as 'The Face Lift.'

 

[metalminx24]

The face lift has a similar effect to standing in a wind tunnel but costs considerably more.

 

[tree]

More more more of
what you pay your nickel for....

 

[Vinca]

Nickel rhymes with Pickle.

 

[tree]

Pickle is a funny word.

 

[Vinca]

Word of the day is Submarine.

 

[tree]

Submarine is one of the words in the title of
the old Beatles animated movie.

 

[Vinca]

Movie is a word sometimes used in place of 'film'.

 

[metalminx24]

Film and TV is a category I always score badly in when doing quizzes.

 

[tree]

Quizzes vary widely, from whimsical amateur
nonsense to academic studies.

 

[metalminx24]

Academic studies at Rutgers university can include a degree in 'Politicising Beyoncé'. I despair...

 

[tree]

"I despair" is like what Albert the Alligator said
or maybe it was some other gator, when on
the brink of death, supposedly. He staggered
around dramatically and said "I die." Or maybe
that was an inanimate object in Edward Gorey's
little drama. I don't remember exactly, right now.

 

[Flinty]

Right now I am writing a response in the What's Next thread.

 

[tree]

What's next is not always possible to know.

 

[Flinty]

To know everything, become a five-year-old again.

 

[Linika Par]

Again and again, he had to explain the situation to the goldfish

 

[metalminx24]

The goldfish was called Bob, so didn't have a long life.