WHAT'S NEXT?

[metalminx24]

Purring should be investigated as an alternative power source, given how much energy Moglet exudes when happy.

 

[tree]

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

 

[metalminx24]

Joy is an odd name to give a baby. What if it grows up miserable?

 

[tree]

If it grows up miserable,
then let's blame the victim.

 

[Flinty]

"Blame the victim" was a popular administrative mindset at my school.

 

[metalminx24]

My school still makes me anxious when I drive past it, 13 years on. Horrible place, worse people.

 

[tree]

"People, people who need people, are the...."

 

[metalminx24]

People are the scourge of the planet. Bring back dinosaurs!!

 

[Flinty]

Bring back Dinosaurs! Not the mama!

 

[metalminx24]

Mama Said Knock You Out is apparently a song by LL Cool J. Not my cup of tea, but NCIS:LA is fun to watch.

 

[tree]

Watch me! Watch me! Don't look.

 

[Flinty]

Look and listen follow stop.

 

[metalminx24]

Stop tickling that hedgehog, he's giggling so much he's got hiccups!

 

[tree]

Hiccups can be defined as an involuntary spasm of
the diaphragm and respiratory organs, with a sudden
closure of the glottis and a characteristic sound like
that of a cough.

 

[metalminx24]

Cough too many times in my vicinity and you will find yourself in line for defenestration.

 

[tree]

Defenestration is a word that sounds like
it should mean something much more gory
that what the dictionary says it means.

 

[metalminx24]

It means nothing to a badger if you tell it it's beautiful.

 

[Flinty]

It's beautiful outside if you ignore the wind.

 

[tree]

The wind once blew me off a street corner
and I was carrying a suitcase full of books.

 

[Flinty]

Books are what we have left if the power grid goes down.