WHAT'S NEXT?

[Flinty]

On Thanksgiving, you're supposed to eat turkey.

 

[tree]

'Turkey trot' was the name of a dance step popular
in the very early 1900s, but not many people know
how to do it now.

 

[metalminx24]

To do it now would interrupt my forum time, can I do it later?

 

[Flinty]

Can I do it later? is the rallying cry of the Procrastinators' Association.

 

[KyRN]

Guilty by association.

 

[tree]

Can I do it later? is the rallying cry of the Procrastinators' Association.

The Procrastinators' Association will be voting
later today, tomorrow, or possibly next week
on when to hold the next meeting.

 

[Flinty]

The next meeting of the Time Traveler's Association will be held last Thursday.

 

[zurb]

Last Thursday? Last Thursday? It can't be the last Thursday – there's another due this week!

 

[Myway]

Due this week is my English paper.

 

[tree]

Paper and I have an affinity, or so it seems.

 

[Flinty]

It seems that I have been destined to make this post.

 

[tree]

This post is a direct result of the previous post.

 

[Myway]

The previous post should have been more interesting.

 

[tree]

More interesting than what?

 

[Myway]

Than what was posted.

 

[tree]

Posted: Private Property. No Hunting, No Trespassing.

 

[Myway]

No trespassing onto the school grounds.

 

[tree]

Grounds for divorce used to be
adultery, but now people can get
'no fault' or something like that.

 

[Flinty]

That has always been the Canadian way.

 

[Myway]

Way over there is where you will stay.