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What not to say to "Will you marry me"

Will you marry me?

1. Only if you're a millionaire.
2. No, you're too old for me, even though you're 20 years younger than me.
3. No but, I'm sure my brother will if you ask him.
4. Do you come with that house and that car?
5. Sure but ditch the kids, dog and cat first.
6. In your nightmares.
7. How much you gonna pay me if I do?
8. You marrying me or my guitar here?
9. Sure, as soon as I get divorced. Oh, you will pay for that, right?
10. SECURITY! remove the jerkwad in seat A12!
 
Will you marry me?


Only if you say that we can have 20 kids, 14 dogs, 6 cats, and 12 other couples in the house. Mostly because you seem like a rough bunch of energy and I can't stand your energy. Get lost if you can't go by the rules.
 
No, not in this or any other universe. There are an infinite number of parallel universes running alongside each other where every possible and impossible reality is played out so you would think there would be a universe in which i answer yes but there is not.
 
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Your mom's got first dibs.
Maybe after she kicks off,
we could work something
out.
 
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