The last thing that made you laugh

[Vinca]

 

[Maelstrom]

Move to Japan and hire a match maker then

 

[Vinca]

Move to Japan and hire a match maker then

I'd settle for someone doing the 'dodge the bullet' position from the Matrix. So, no need to move to Japan, just need to find someone ridiculously flexible

 

[Maelstrom]

I'd settle for someone doing the 'dodge the bullet' position from the Matrix. So, no need to move to Japan, just need to find someone ridiculously flexible

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Sigh! I had a lovely comeback joke but if I sneeze here they are ready to put me down like a old race horse.

There is no justice in this world at all?

 

[IContainMultitudes]

 

[The Penguin]

 

[Vinca]

I'd settle for someone doing the 'dodge the bullet' position from the Matrix. So, no need to move to Japan, just need to find someone ridiculously flexible

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I've changed my mind! Apparently, it is a woman's prerogative.


This is the only position I will accept a proposal of marriage from!

And...

he has to be able to get the ring on my finger without stopping!

That's not setting the bar too high now, is it?

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[Sylar]

@Baphocletian
I looked at that image wondering why they're all so casual about being surrounded by giant alligators. Took me way too long to realise they're rocks.

 

[Laughingowl1975]

 

[SnowTiger20]

 

[Sylar]

 

[AGXStarseed]

Wife: "Everything I say, you disagree with".
Husband: "No I don't".

 

[Nitro]

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13

 

[AGXStarseed]

Brandon's Cult Movie review of the Alien ripoff - Dark Side of the Moon.

 

[Rocco]

 

[AGXStarseed]

Wife: "Here, what's John's second name?"
Husband: "John who?"


Wife: "Here, what's whatshisname's name?"
Husband: "I don't know...Desmond Tutu?"

 

[AGXStarseed]

You: "Mum, I'm going out".
Mum: "What should I say if anybody rings?"
You: "...Well tell them that I've gone out..."

 

[AGXStarseed]

This line from the Lego Batman movie trailer:


*Batman is flying the Batwing, with Robin and several others squeezed in behind*

Robin: "Batman, why did you build this thing with only one seat?"
Batman: "Because the last time I checked, I only had one butt".