The last thing that made you laugh

[AsheSkyler]

A news story about a bull who got loose the other day and lead the entire police force on a chase through the town. He was apprehended by a cowboy who stood on a police car and lassoed him.

 

[dudeman]

I guess you could say he took the bull by the horns.

 

[Nitro]

A news story about a bull who got loose the other day and lead the entire police force on a chase through the town. He was apprehended by a cowboy who stood on a police car and lassoed him.

damn,if I could only share the visual I got on that one

 

[watersprite]

http://i.imgur.com/JUnIsb6.jpg

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[wyverary]

The most recent episode of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. For those unfamiliar with the show, it's a weekly news quiz show that airs on American public radio, soaked in self-deprecation. All my favorite panelists were on this week. There is nothing quite like hearing Paula Poundstone go on an extended, indignant rant.

Also, Trombone Shorty was a guest, whom I saw on a whim at Bonnaroo a couple of years ago having no idea who he was and whose performance blew me away.

 

[Nitro]

 

[AGXStarseed]

I really hate Roadworks. They always have that sign saying SLOW.

I think we should have a sign we can stick out the car window:
GET A BLOODY MOVE ON, THEN!

 

[Harrison]

I really hate Roadworks. They always have that sign saying SLOW.

I think we should have a sign we can stick out the car window:
GET A BLOODY MOVE ON, THEN!

 

[dudeman]

Well, at least they're honest...

 

[AsheSkyler]

damn,if I could only share the visual I got on that one

I hunted online for a clip of it, but all I got was depressing stories of years past that didn't end as well. And one goofy one in Texas about a bull who just simply was tired of standing around at the vet's office.

 

[AGXStarseed]

Here's some random tank-related images:

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[Nitro]

 

[watersprite]

{Hmm, ^ hope Nitro doesn't mean me}


When cats are sad.

Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Cat: "Shot of rum."
[Bartender pours it.]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.]
Cat: "Another."

 

[Nitro]

{Hmm, ^ hope Nitro doesn't mean me}

Nope. I still talk to you so I think you are safe.

 

[AGXStarseed]

Something that bugs me - the English Government are spending millions on these new high-speed trains, but nothing on any high-speed audible announcements to go with them.
Seriously, why can't we understand those? You'll be standing at the platform of a station and an announcement will come over the tannoy like this:

ANNOUNCEMENT: The train now arriving at Platform 3 is (JIBBERISH)
YOU:...You what?
ANNOUNCEMENT: The train now arriving at Platform 3 is I'msorryIcan'tunderstandaflippingwordI'msaying.

 

[King_Oni]

I believe this is taking gender a bit too far...

Yes, I'm all for gender and sexpositive stuff all around. You'd think they covered all bases here, and still you can check "other".

Countries have a lot to learn considering most countries either classify you as male or female. Still this made me chuckle a bit when I was browsing my search filter on OkCupid

 

[Vinca]

 

[wyverary]

It's silly, but it made me laugh nonetheless (probably requires a minimal knowledge of the French language)