Terrible Super Powers

[JudeB]

Rules are simple: come up with the most useless superpower you can think of. I'll start: The ability to teleport, but you can only go 5 feet every hour.

 

[Raggamuffin]

The power of flight, but you lose your sense of sight when you're airborne.

Ed

 

[Jumpinbare]

The power to forget stuff, but only in the middle of doing something important.

 

[Shamar]

Rules are simple: come up with the most useless superpower you can think of. I'll start: The ability to teleport, but you can only go 5 feet every hour.

An exhaustive knowledge of things nobody is interested in or wants to know about (How many of us actually have this superpower?).

The ability to be invisible, as long as nobody is looking at you (I may have this superpower as well; I seem to be invisible even when people ARE looking at me).

The ability to time travel forward one hour in only 60 minutes.

 

[Outdated]

The ability to time travel forward one hour in only 60 minutes.

I already have this one but I must be getting better at it because I swear hours are shorter now than they were when I was young.

 

[Lou Laurinen]

X-ray vision, but the only thing you can see with it is neighbors sitting on the toilet.

 

[NB79]

Hey teleport 5 feet every hour is OP, you could escape from some place or enter one, through a thick wall,
enter a car or house etc if you forgot keys, or maybe a villain would enter to rob something.

 

[SusanLR]

You found the Philosopher's Stone.
Now you have the ability to create stones from mud, but they always turn out to be coal. Not diamonds.

 

[cooljethro]

You have the power of being able to conjure thunder from your fingertips. The thunder amounts to an almost inperceptible electric shock, to the recipient it is aimed at.

 

[Dagan]

The power of small object manifestations, so all that you end up being is someone who finds everyone's keys, wallet, cellphone...and you wind up being a slight of hand magician struggling in Vegas.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

There’s an actual superhero called Gin Genie who could create destruction seismic waves but only if she was drunk.

 

[JudeB]

Here's another one: The power of time travel, but you can only go forward and back by a few seconds, and it always results in a paradox.

 

[JayLapointe]

Here's another one: The power of time travel, but you can only go forward and back by a few seconds, and it always results in a paradox.

Lol I was thinking the power to time travel but you never compensate for the movement of the earth so you always end up travelling to the vacuum of space.

 

[cooljethro]

The power of wingless and engine free flight as a human, but you can only fly two feet off of the ground.

 

[Jumpinbare]

You can teleport anywhere, but you can't take anything besides your body - including clothes, so you arrive naked and emptyhanded

 

[Azeth]

The power to make anything explode but it must be 5 feet away from you. Quite a blast~

 

[arithmetic]

There’s an actual superhero called Gin Genie who could create destruction seismic waves but only if she was drunk.

most people call that vomiting

 

[cooljethro]

You can scream at three times the volume of a regular human.