Tell a lie about the person above you

[tree]

@Flinty designed the 'Betty Rubble' character for Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

 

[Flinty]

@tree wrote up the boundary agreement that caused the Northwest Angle because she didn't know that the Mississippi River's source is Lake Itasca.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty once started writing the word "Mississippi" and didn't stop until they ran out of paper.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething once stole one of Donald Trump's socks, she sewed two eyes and ears on it and likes to play politics with her sock puppet.

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman uses his fridge magnets to write love poetry to Cheetos.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething bought the car that Johnny Cash built in One Piece At A Time.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty once made a working car out of an old refrigerator, four bagels, and some string.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething only stands for the national anthems of countries that have never won an Olympic gold medal.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty started a petition to change the national anthem of their country to "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething keeps her Champion Lurker trophy on display in Parliament.

 

[pjcnet]

@Sportster is a close friend of the British Royal Family, especially Queen Elizabeth II who is like a grandmother to him. He spends Christmas every year at Buckingham Palace, but earlier this year he helped the Queen rehearse this years Christmas Day speech which has already been recorded, in fact he even got involved in writing some of it and was nearby behind the scenes offering her emotional support when it was filmed.

A rare photo capturing @Sportster in the background at Buckingham Palace.

 

[OrSomething]

@pjcnet helped plan an assassination attempt on the Royal Family.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is presently producing the upcoming remake of Ishtar.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty said his first word when he was three days old.

 

[pjcnet]

It's all @Butterfly88's fault that this site has just been offline for a few hours as well as quite a few thousand sites across the Internet. She works at the hosting company that hosts this forum and started leaning against the wall while busy chatting in the large air conditioned computer room, unfortunately she lent on a large red button which was the rooms emergency power shut off. It took operators ages to get the power back on and then to reboot all the servers.

Management are now discussing getting the button covered in future to prevent this ever happening again.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is an ambulance-chasing lawyer. However, due to previous moving violations, he has to do this on a bicycle.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty is my boss at the hosting company and wants me fired.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88 has packed for her impending move to Pitcairn Island.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Flinty has hacked the ratings system so that everything that was 'funny' has been changed to 'agree'

And all the 'agrees' now show as 'optimistic'

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman's custom member title refers to his number of teeth.