Share good puns and jokes.

[Misty Avich]

Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who?
Exterminate!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Princess Viola]

As a pirate, people assume me favorite letter be Arrrrrrrrr. I may like it, but me first love be the C.

 

[Misty Avich]

There was a man named Enis
Who wanted to visit Venus
His friends asked why
To which he did reply
"Just for the sake of some freeness"

 

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[Misty Avich]

Mick's twin sons were playing in the backyard while he cooked tea. Paddy came to visit and Mick told him about his sons.
"What are their names?" Paddy asked.
"Bono and The Edge," replied Mick. Then he leaned out of the window and called, "YOU TWO, tea's ready!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[GrownupGirl]

Q: Why was the soldier so tired on April Fool's Day?
A: He had just been through a very long March.

 

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[Crossbreed]

There was a man named Enis
Who wanted to visit Venus
His friends asked why
To which he did reply
"Just for the sake of some freeness"

That could have gone in a totally different direction...!

"He went to compare
The animals there,
So he could discover their genus!"

(Oy vey!

Everybody's a taxonomist...!)

 

[Metalhead]

 

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[blue_bird]

 

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[RemyZee]

You know you're getting old when you start calling 40 year olds "the kids."

 

[Kisa the tea]

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[FayetheAspie]

When I was a child, my brother (who had been living in Italy) gave me a cat that he could not keep any longer. The cat had a meow that sounded different than that of other cats and we would say that cats in different countries must speak different languages as well. We had to put him outside for a time because he had gotten worms. As he (the cat) got more comfortable with being outside, he started trying to roam. I look at him and told him "Just because you're Italian, it don't give you an excuse to be roam'n."