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Share good puns and jokes.

Here are some good ones lol

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The soap is a real picture that I took myself. It made me feel kind of violated but it’s amusing

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I literally thought this said “not all herpes wear capes.” Yeah, I would hope not.
Not all crabs have claws either.

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crewlucaa_ said:
Here are some good ones lol

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The soap is a real picture that I took myself. It made me feel kind of violated but it’s amusing

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I literally thought this said “not all herpes wear capes.” Yeah, I would hope not.
Not all crabs have claws either.

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This is not a joke, just thought I'd share something. That joke about that painting, "Scream", this is the spot where the painter was standing when he got the inspiration for it. It's on a hill in Oslo. I used to drive past that spot everyday to and from work and I always thought about that painting.

The painter, Munch, was out for a walk at sunset and he later explained; "I was walking along the road with two friends, the sun was setting, suddenly the sky turned blood red. I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence, there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city. My friends walked on and I stood there trembling with anxiety and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature". Some scholars say the red sky was a psychological reaction to his sister's commitment at a nearby lunatic asylum that was at the bottom of the hill to the right in the picture. He could see the asylum from that spot. It's an interesting painting.

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Crossbreed said:
You should read the one about anti-gravity.
You cannot put it down...! :p
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I did go to the bookstore and asked about a book that covered Pavlov’s dog and Schroedinger’s cat. The clerk said it rang a bell, but she was not sure if it was there or not.
 
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