Saltwater Crocodiles

[Mary Terry]

Rivalry with our Kiwi brothers.

I think that one was revenge for the New Zealand deck ads, picking on their accents.

The ad is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

 

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The ad is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

There's a series of 3 of them but things seem a lot harder to find on youtube lately.

By the way, that comedian isn't a kiwi or an aussie, he's American. I also find it incredibly funny that almost all information about those ads that you can find online today is completely false. AI search results tell you that they were banned adverts.

They were never adverts, they were purely comedy skits. There was never any such brand or products.

AI lives inside the American Bubble. I also see a lot of old Australian ads such as the Toyota ads getting listed online as "banned ads". They were never banned, that series of ads ran for about 10 years in Australia and New Zealand. I believe that if Toyota tried to air them in the US they might have been banned, but not here.

 

[Dagan]

"Mama says they so angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

 

[Shamar]

Hey @Shamar
did ya ever meet a taipan?


(Also I suppose that if the quotation: "If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will rightly judge you to be stupid" wasn't Einstein - then it must have been Gandhi )

Yes I did. Also a death adder, several brown snakes, multiple Tasmanian tiger snakes, and I almost stepped on a white lipped snake. Oh, I almost forgot, a couple of boa constrictors or pythons (not sure which).

Just to be complete, in Northern Borneo I met a green tree viper, 11-12 foot king cobra, and an unidentified cobra. There are probably other I never noticed.

Is that sufficient?

 

[arithmetic]

Yes I did. Also a death adder, several brown snakes, multiple Tasmanian tiger snakes, and I almost stepped on a white lipped snake. Oh, I almost forgot, a couple of boa constrictors or pythons (not sure which).

Just to be complete, in Northern Borneo I met a green tree viper, 11-12 foot king cobra, and an unidentified cobra. There are probably other I never noticed.

Is that sufficient?

dot dot dot ...
Nnnnnearly sufficient.
What about the tree climbing fish? Was that Gandhi?

 

[Shamar]

dot dot dot ...
Nnnnnearly sufficient.
What about the tree climbing fish? Was that Gandhi?

The fish is a reaction to people judging me for what I couldn't do, rather than what I could do. As in judging a fish by it's ability to climb a tree rather than it's ability to swim.