Proud to be an Aspie?

[Crossbreed]

She wrote...

Per his profile, "she" is a "he..."

 

[EricD]

Whack.......SPLASH!!!! I feel stupid!

 

[EricD]

That was a typo, I'm on my phone.

 

[Datura]

Per his profile, "she" is a "he..."

Gender corrected.

 

[EricD]

Two stroke penalty, back to the tee!

 

[EricD]

Whack.... (sound of crashing glad and car alarm). Stroke & distance, back to the tee! Teeing four, hitting five!

 

[EricD]

Wow, I'm an idiot!

 

[EricD]

I didn't get the context of that at all!


Whack! FORE RIGHT!!!! OWWW, MY &%$&#@+ EYE!!! I CANT SEE!!!

 

[Datura]

Don't be so hard on yourself, Eric. We all make mistakes.

 

[EricD]

WHACK...... CLICK,CLICK,CLICK( down the road it goes, destination, New Haven, Kentucky!)

 

[EricD]

If this forum were a golf hole, I just walked off the green with an 11 on the card!

 

[EricD]

Next tee....

 

[Crossbreed]

Being an Aspie is going to be unnecessarily difficult for you if you don't learn how to roll out of a faux pas. Social klutziness/clumsiness is one of our identifying features.

From an Aspie friend on another site: "If the only time that you open your mouth is to change feet, you might be an Aspie...!"

 

[EricD]

I spend most of my time in a place where being an Aspie is a good thing. Aspergers and golf go together like perfectly. Aspergers & the rest of Homo sapiens, I'm not so sure about. I feel so bad for misunderstanding Bellatrix's post. I hope he forgives me.

 

[EricD]

Whack...(ball role 3 feet and stops on a sprinkler head, which promptly turns on!.).

 

[EricD]

I think I ran Bellatrix off!

 

[unsurewhattoname]

I think I ran Bellatrix off!

Considering Bellatrix is Australian, I think it'd be likely he's asleep.

 

[EricD]

OK, I still hope he'll forgive me.
WHACK..... (sound of breaking glass, clanging of pots and pans falling to the floor) uhhh, Fore?!?!

 

[EricD]

Oh, well! Teeing two, hitting three!

 

[EricD]

Actually, as this thread is still going, I'm looking at 15 on the tee!