Mine Monkey Scouting Position

[Riley]

I am seeking someone to fill the position of 'Minefield Monkey.' What does this mean/involve?:

• If I ask you to, you look up things I think might upset me.
• You give me a brief rundown on the Top Stories shown with the results.
• Maybe a debunking of my fears in your own words.

A few requirements:

• Have Google as a search engine

 

[tree]

Are you serious?
What you are describing is what I do for my
friends, aunt, and cousin as far as information.

It sounds like you are feeling anxiety over the content
of some news site. One way to not freak out over what
you read is to not read it.

Another is to be aware of non-rational ideas you hold
regarding things you hear/see.

 

[Darthsuhtek]

"Fascinating." - Spock