Mild Kvetching Game

[Yeshuasdaughter]

For our worst days, we have The Ranting Room, and for smaller problems, The Muttering Area. But this thread is for the minor irritations, that are actually kind of funny.

NO HEAVY STUFF ALLOWED


I'll start:

It is a crime against nature to overcook a steak. What do you have against that beautifully seared, lightly pink steak, that you'd want to make leather out of it?

 

[LadyS]

Seriously though... why don't people pay attention to who arrived at the four-way stop sign first?

"Was it me okay..oh wait no you..oh wait ...no you go first.. no you!"

(Silently screaming inside)

Something like that ??

 

[NB79]

I can't stand meat that is red even a little, i like it gray. This reminded me of some 'asados' mmh

 

[NB79]

i don't know why this happens, but sounds made by others is very annoying sometimes depending on what it is, but if i make sound is ok. The same with touch, if you make something painful on yourself even strongly, nothing happens, but if someone else even pinches you a little it hurts a lot.

 

[MildredHubble]

I like being a creative type person. But it can also be a bit of a pain. My brain just loves to solve problems and when I run out of problems to solve it will invent something! I'm just glad right now it's thinking of fun stuff, though the materials can get a bit expensive!

 

[Rodafina]

Why aren’t there lovely smell canceling nose plugs like noise canceling headphones? Would be nice.

 

[Luca]

Why do my phone and my laptop always run out of battery at the same time?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Doing a Paleo/Keto thing to help prevent reactive sugar crashes.

I miss bleached flour and white sugar.

I am going to rebel and make a whole food cinnamon roll-

Whole grain flour, butter, cinnamon, yeast, and honey with blackstrap molasses to emulate brown sugar.

Empty carbs wherefore art thou?

It is the West Coast, and Junk Food is The Sun.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

There was a snowstorm the other day. About six or seven inches. Snow turned to ice. Been stuck indoors since Wednesday. We're supposed to get another 8 or so inches over the weekend. I have internet, communication, and plenty of supplies. Just bored. But blessed.

There's a gym in my apts. Maybe I'll go workout.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

It's too icy to go to the store. I have such plenty when it comes to groceries at home. That being said... I feel like declaring, "My kingdom for a dozen eggs, a bag of shredded cheese, and a carton of half and half!"

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I am lonesome. And I worry about my quiet friend.

 

[negative-speedforce]

Sometimes I wish I was a ringwraith so I could screech in the faces of people who ask me for stuff when I'm tired.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Lesson to all you... Do not order a pumpkin through grocery delivery.

Regardless of whether you tipped, an instacart driver is someone who cannot hold down a regular job. Said driver does not want to carry a pumpkin, and so, they will select and bring to you the tiniest, dinkiest, littlest saddest pygmy pumpkin.

I'm talking four inches long, skinny, and sorta crooked. Way too small to even be considered a pie pumpkin, unless we're talking a mini hand pie. I'm glad I don't have minor children in the house or that driver would have made them cry. Yes, for sure I'm getting my money back.

But what money is there to get back? It's like two dollars worth of squash.