Last person to post wins.

[zurb]

You don't have to.

 

[tree]

Generous

 

[zurb]

I know. Very Humble too! I'm proud of it. That's why I win

 

[tree]

Generous, humble, proud, & optimistic he is.

 

[zurb]

No, just realist

 

[tree]

Maybe solipsist.

 

[zurb]

Ooooh, I learnt a new word!

 

[tree]

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

zurb, your ability to channel your avatar is growing worrisomely good...and is certainly eschewing obfuscation.
Props to tree for "solipsistic."

Wins what? A weeklong paid vacation in Los Angeles? Automatic Pick 4 lottery tickets daily for ten years? A pet goat? Can any of them be traded for what's behind Door Number 2?

 

[tree]

There was a bear in my driveway last week.
It went away.

 

[qwerty]

There was a bear in my driveway last week.
It went away.

What?
Does that happen often?

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

That was a pet goat. Not a bear. You can't win if you don't take the prize. Yes, it happens all the time...here.

 

[zurb]

In that case, I take the prize.
If anyone posts after me, I'm sorry, you miss out. Just as well you don't know my address. Mhahaha!

 

[tree]

What?
Does that happen often?

It was in the neighbor's yard, too.
She thought, at first, that her Great Dane had gotten loose.

No, this is the first time I have seen bear tracks in my driveway.
Before that, I had only seen them in the road.

 

[zurb]

I think we are drifting off topic.

 

[tree]

I have decided who the winner is,
so it doesn't matter too much what
anybody talks about, I figure.

 

[Vinca]

I have decided who the winner is,
so it doesn't matter too much what
anybody talks about, I figure.

and the winner is... ME!!!

Look, everybody, there is something shiny outside your window!!!

 

[clg114]

Post.

 

[Harrison]

Wins

 

[clg114]

Not yet.