Laffy Taffy Jokes

[DaisyRose]

Does anyone read the jokes on the Laffy Taffy wrappers? I find some of them funny, but some that miss the point. I’m eating some now and looking at them and thought to ask what people think of them. I have to say there is one that was funny to me.

What type of grade only gets better. An Upgrade.

What type of tree can give high fives. A palm tree.

 

[Forest Cat]

I'm not familiar with Laffy Taffy, but I googled it and this came up:

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
- Because then it would be a foot.

Wow. That's what we call seriously dry humor here.

 

[Outdated]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Spoiler

a carrot

 

[Rodafina]

What did the bee say to the flower?

Spoiler

Hi, bud!

 

[GrownupGirl]

I haven't seen much of Laffy Taffy, but the "jokes" in them sound like the ones I remember reading in children's books as a kid that wouldn't make a 5-year-old laugh.

 

[Rodafina]

Why Couldn’t The Shoes Go Out And Play?

Spoiler

They were all tied up

 

[Rodafina]

wouldn't make a 5-year-old laugh.

I’m laughing.

 

[Rodafina]

I haven't seen much of Laffy Taffy, but the "jokes" in them sound like the ones I remember reading in children's books as a kid that wouldn't make a 5-year-old laugh.

Why Is A Bad Joke Like A Bad Pencil?

Spoiler

Because it has no point

 

[tree]

100 Insanely Silly Laffy Taffy Jokes To Make Your Day

When was the last time you unwrapped a Laffy Taffy and giggled at the joke inside? We're guessing it's been a while! These are our faves.

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[NDR2]

What’s thin, white, and scary?

Spoiler

Homework.

Do they have to be specifically jokes from Laffy Taffy, or can they be any jokes you know?

 

[DaisyRose]

What’s thin, white, and scary?

Spoiler

Homework.

Do they have to be specifically jokes from Laffy Taffy, or can they be any jokes you know?

I was curious about Laffy Taffy. I love reading all the jokes people are sharing.

 

[Au Naturel]

We call those dad jokes. Or groaners.

 

[Luca]

I'm not familiar with Laffy Taffy, but I googled it and this came up:

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
- Because then it would be a foot.

Wow. That's what we call seriously dry humor here.

That is definitely a joke I would make, and I'm often told that I have a dry sense of humor.
I don't know if I would say I have "a dry sense of humor," or rather that I provide cynical commentary on pretty much everything lol

 

[NDR2]

Okay. I remember lots of favorite jokes from
when I was a child.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Spoiler

A nervous wreck.

 

[grommet]

Does anyone read the jokes on the Laffy Taffy wrappers? I find some of them funny, but some that miss the point. I’m eating some now and looking at them and thought to ask what people think of them. I have to say there is one that was funny to me.

What type of grade only gets better. An Upgrade.

What type of tree can give high fives. A palm tree.

There are jokes on the wrappers? All my life I ate Laffy Taffy but I did not know there were jokes on the package I could read. It makes sense but I never thought about it. I wish I had known. I like simple funny jokes.