I seem to lack an ability to emulate others' appearance, clothing/hair style/grooming and various tips and tricks.. I bathed once a week on a sunday night when I was a kid, as my parents instructed, but if I smelt during my teens, no-one ever told me; fortunately there, I developed a love of frequent, extremely long, luxurious baths, which inadvertently solved that problem.
I didn't understand hair styles, clothes sizes, deodourant or aftershave until a friend asked why I always wore such baggy clothes and looked so scruffy five years ago.. imagine ignoring your hair all your life because you don't know what to do with it, it was knotty and down to my waist; I always thought people just rolled out of bed looking fantastic and I was just the unlucky mutant throwback! Imagine wearing 36" jeans with a 28" waist and XXXl T-shirts.. all
I knew was , they fitted.
I would owe my friend a debt of gratitude.. if she hadn't begged £5000 and buggered off, so I consider the debt paid, zero animosity.. and if she ever reads this, I'll say, truthfully and gratefully "Thank you so much for what you've done for me, you've changed my life!"
People don't avoid me now, people talk to me, I have friends, I may be at the start of a budding relationship.
Elsewhere, I mentioned that I had an Apocalyptic Burnout that has, by definition, made my world a different place.. this new world I live in contains a hopeful future, so I have hope, faith and a goal.. so
this is what it feels like
I say, If anyone knows someone like I
was, tell them, as kindly as possible (don't be diplomatic, all you NT's, that goes right over an Aspies head!) that there are simple, albeit time consuming, but
worthwhile things they can do to help themselves along, to be happier in their lives.. and keep telling them! If they're your friend and you value them,
keep telling them! Hell, go round and cut their hair and take 'em out clothes shopping!
I'm still not sure about plucking nose hairs though, though I do submit to the tortuous necessity.. I personally believe grooming styles should change such that they could, say, be platted into a moustache or a little front pony tail; I'm sure though, that many, especially women have their own hates
Also, for all those Aspies who don't like mirrors, check anyway for those half oz sleep grolleys in the corner of your eye, they occur during the day as well as when you're asleep (for me, the sandman just joined Santa and the Easter Bunny in Lying-to-your-kids Grownup Land).. quite an offputting sight to the romantic interest!
..And get into the habit of paying attention to and limiting, the amount of saliva in your mouth, as it tends to.. express, when you're animated during conversation; rather unpleasant for others I've noticed, while attending Aspie groups!
Ear wax! When you wash your hair, wiggle your flannel in and behind your ears..
.. Hang on, looking back at the text skyscraper so far, this is going on a bit, I'll save it for a book "Grooming for Aspies and Auties"