How do I join a cult?

[BrokenBoy]

Ok I'm bored so I want to join a cult because I think watching people become nuts and doing crazy stuff for the cult leader is amusing in a schadenfreude sorta way. I wanna pretend to be gaslit by the by the leader and subservient to them and leave when things goes south. How do I find a cult to join?

 

[Misery]

Er... what?

Part of the danger of cults is that they often dont LET you leave, and even if you manage to, many will hound you to no end.

 

[Luca]

Er... what?

Part of the danger of cults is that they often dont LET you leave, and even if you manage to, many will hound you to no end.

I was going to say the same thing. They won't let you leave, and if you try to leave, you might not get out alive. Plus it will take many years to "deprogram" and de-traumatize you.

 

[Kisa the tea]

I hope this a bad joke because you shouldn't do this. They will not let you leave. It's not some simple thing like you see in media. Don't join a cult.

 

[Princess Viola]

Is this thread real.

 

[BrokenBoy]

Is this thread real.

Sure it is.

 

[BrokenBoy]

I hope this a bad joke because you shouldn't do this. They will not let you leave. It's not some simple thing like you see in media. Don't join a cult.

God, it sucks that's there isn't better ways to pass the time then...

 

[Rodafina]

Why don’t you study cults? They are very interesting and there is alot of information available.

Cult Info Since 1979 - FAQs

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[Aspychata]

How about a course on cults, they are very interesting to read about.

 

[BrokenBoy]

Why don’t you study cults? They are very interesting and there is alot of information available.

I know about some of them, like the Shining Path, but being in one and surviving sounds more interesting.

 

[Rodafina]

I know about some of them, like the Shining Path, but being in one and surviving sounds more interesting.

Direct experience. I understand.

Sounds like you could be a good journalist.

 

[BrokenBoy]

Direct experience. I understand.

Sounds like you could be a good journalist.

I thought about that idea, but I have no work ethic really. High school killed my enthusiasm for life and I never feel motivated.

 

[Forest Cat]

You're in luck, I happen to have an opening for a new member. All you have to do is transfer all your money and belongings to me and work in my raspberry field this summer. You will be given one potato and a cup of water each day for free and you can pick your own box to sleep in. I have several. There is also a matter of total obedience but we can discuss the details later, when you sign the contract.

All joking aside, don't join a cult. It's all fun and games until everyone dies a horrible death at the hands of the great leader. Look up Jonestown, that's a good example of why you should never join or start a cult. Or Heaven's Gate.

 

[Aryana]

Ok I'm bored so I want to join a cult because I think watching people become nuts and doing crazy stuff for the cult leader is amusing in a schadenfreude sorta way. I wanna pretend to be gaslit by the by the leader and subservient to them and leave when things goes south. How do I find a cult to join?

Very bad idea.!! Do not join a cult. Find some other hobbies.

 

[Storm Hess]

I would choose a different hobby. If you want that type of adventure, become a politician.

 

[Atrapa Almas]

Just join a company. Many RRHH areas use cult stuff and many bosses need to be workshiped. You can also join a political party, they also will ask you to workship the leaders and do cult stuff.

You might get paid too and politicians need people without ethics.

 

[Darkkin]

Boredom does not have to equate potentiality harmful ideas. Want to understand cult behavior and individual motivation(s). Maybe look into studying abnormal or forensic psychology.

 

[The Pandector]

Ok I'm bored so I want to join a cult because I think watching people become nuts and doing crazy stuff for the cult leader is amusing in a schadenfreude sorta way. I wanna pretend to be gaslit by the by the leader and subservient to them and leave when things goes south. How do I find a cult to join?

Let us know how that works out for you. If the cult you join allows you internet moments.

 

[tree]

Ok I'm bored so I want to join a cult because I think watching people become nuts and doing crazy stuff for the cult leader is amusing in a schadenfreude sorta way. I wanna pretend to be gaslit by the by the leader and subservient to them and leave when things goes south. How do I find a cult to join?

Schadenfreude ...lit. 'harm-joy') is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another.

Schadenfreude - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Joining a cult for this reason because you could enjoy seeing someone else suffer
would be a sort of ego boost for you. You imagine playing a false role, then cleanly
extracting yourself from the situation, with a wealth of stimulating observations.

Boredom does offer an empty playground.
The games a person chooses to play within that playground
can describe the person's emotional state.

Boost your brain with boredom

A little boredom can be a good thing. It can simulate creativity and problem-solving, while giving the brain time to recharge.

www.mayoclinichealthsystem.org

 

[Judge]

You want to join a cult? Imagine you finally realizing that this is a bad thing while two people hold you down as they pour the "kool-aid" down your throat against your will. You sure you are ready for that kind of amusement?

Jonestown - Massacre, Guyana & Cult | HISTORY

The “Jonestown Massacre” took place on November 18, 1978, after more than 900 members of an American cult called the Peoples Temple died in a mass suicide-murder under the direction of their leader Jim Jones (1931-78). The mass suicide-murder took place at the Jonestown settlement in the South...

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