Have you ever seen a movie and thought "What am I watching here?"

[WildCat]

My Neighbor Totoro. I honestly had no idea what was going on throughout that movie or why a cat bus made any sense.

 

[AGXStarseed]

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas

...I don't even know where to begin with this one, but basically it's about Kirk Cameron trying to make the claim that all of the things we know about Christmas are purely Bible-based and not taken from Paganism/other religions.
He also twists around several other biblical stories and basically tells everyone watching to be as greedy and materialistic as possible.

I'll put links to reviews/reactions of it as I'm not sure if they're all suitable:
Cinema Snob Spoiler Review
Midnight Screening 1 (Reaction to the film)
Midnight Screening 2 (Reaction to the film) (this one is the funniest of the Midnight Screenings in my opinion)
Midnight Screening 3 (Reaction to the film)

 

[Mr Allen]

James Cameron's Avatar, I saw it 10 years ago and I was like, what the heck am I watching here? OK the 3D's nice and shiny, but the story has no substance!

 

[Parzival]

Most definitely!

 

[NothingToSeeHere]

Yeah, Avatar sucked. Pocahontas was boring the first time around, re-making it with big blue aliens didn't improve it.

 

[clg114]

I hate to be pedantic but it's Quentin, not Quinton.

Thank you, Rich.