Guess the video game

[Captain Jigglypuff]

A long road trip full of starvation, cholera, crossing rivers that will drown you, bad weather, and dysentery!

You ruin the lives of people by playing God.

A dog controls everything inside a mansion.

A very fashionable witch runs around being technically naked the entire time but it’s okay because her hair is acting like her clothes.

 

[Misery]

A long road trip full of starvation, cholera, crossing rivers that will drown you, bad weather, and dysentery!

You ruin the lives of people by playing God.

A dog controls everything inside a mansion.

A very fashionable witch runs around being technically naked the entire time but it’s okay because her hair is acting like her clothes.

1. Oregon Trail

2. Er... Black & White? Populus? Sim City? The Sims? I mean there are a ton of possibilities here.

3. All I've got for this one is Silent Hill 2's dog ending.

4. Bayonetta.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Birds attack porcine buildings and cause property damage

Two Inuits attack animals with giant mallets all to get some vegetables

An evil pair of knitting needles and yarn take over an entire planet only to turn it into more yarn.

Drink ware run around constantly attacking literally anything that comes Flying in their direction and fight bosses such as a Princess Bubblegum wannabe and a vegetable garden.

 

[Misery]

Birds attack porcine buildings and cause property damage

Two Inuits attack animals with giant mallets all to get some vegetables

An evil pair of knitting needles and yarn take over an entire planet only to turn it into more yarn.

Drink ware run around constantly attacking literally anything that comes Flying in their direction and fight bosses such as a Princess Bubblegum wannabe and a vegetable garden.

1. Angry Birds

2. Ice Climbers

3. Kirby's Epic Yarn? I havent actually played it. But it's what came to mind.

4. Cuphead

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You are in a school where everyone is susceptible to death including you and the staff of the school. You can cause a girl to get hit by a car, another commit suicide by jumping down a deep hole, and have the janitor brutally killed after telling a girl that he used the corpse of her dead dog to make some meatballs.

 

[Kisa the tea]

I think I went too indie so here's some more mainstream ones:

1. Play uno, connect 4, any given trading card game or just flip the table

2. A bunch of cute bugs living in a dangerous wasteland

3. Vegetables are your friends. Cherries are your best friends.

4. Burn everything for the fun of it. Why not try burning someone else's credit card?

5. Someone narrates your every move. Make him regret picking narration as a career.

 

[Stuttermabolur]

I think I went too indie so here's some more mainstream ones:

1. Play uno, connect 4, any given trading card game or just flip the table

2. A bunch of cute bugs living in a dangerous wasteland

3. Vegetables are your friends. Cherries are your best friends.

4. Burn everything for the fun of it. Why not try burning someone else's credit card?

5. Someone narrates your every move. Make him regret picking narration as a career.

1. Board game simulator

2. Hollow Knight

5. The Stanley Parable. I just played it today with @Rodafina. Kevan Brighting is a treasure.

 

[Kisa the tea]

1. Board game simulator

2. Hollow Knight

5. The Stanley Parable. I just played it today with @Rodafina. Kevan Brighting is a treasure.

Assuming board game simulator is the same as tabletop simulator then correct on all three!

 

[Kisa the tea]

1. Glue things together to make weird creations and ignore the story

2. Hit a penguin with stars

3. Everyone rides dragons to get around but yours is the biggest.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

A “little lady” wanders around all alone with only a disembodied voice keeping her company and discovers a world full of all nude hamster strippers, an underground drug cartel run by rodents, ghost children, and drunk seagulls and she makes things pretty with glitter. Oh and there’s a Fox too but foxes aren’t to be trusted.