Skeletor
Well-Known Member
Once I had my glasses knocked off my face by a tree branch. I was walking and did not see this large tree at all. My vision is so bad without my glasses that my girlfriend had to find them for me. It wasn't like some small thing, it was a full grown TREE. And this happens all the time. I couldn't find a package of ham lunch meat in my fridge even though it was the only thing in one of the cabinets and said HAM in big letters on the package. Still took my dull brain more than a minute to register it. So annoying.