Death, Morgue and a Lobotomy

[Aspychata]

Add a existing line to the morbid humor.
Get your freaky creep on.

I felt comatose at the morgue so

 

[tree]

I don't know about anybody else reading Post #1 in this thread,
but I have to ask what you're hoping for, here.

Starting a dark/morbid/spooky/creepy story, where
each person posts a very small bit, like the end
of the previous poster's sentence, and then starts
a new sentence for the next person to finish?

Or what?

 

[Rodafina]

I got confused, too. Is “an existing line” like a quote from something?

 

[Judge]

I felt comatose at the morgue so

I took a nap on a gurney and woke up later surrounded by a bunch of hysterical med students.

 

[Aspychata]

My HMO sucks, because the medical students dissected my colon with rusty scalpels with no anesthesia.

 

[Judge]

My HMO sucks, because the medical students dissected my colon with rusty scalpels with no anesthesia.

But they were a big hit with the administration for operating at record speed and lower expenses.

 

[MildredHubble]

Based on my medical notes, it turns out my last psychiatrist was a psychotic, frustrated creative writer. I got out of there before he got to the ending.

 

[Aspychata]

When the shrink came after me with a butcher knife, l felt something might be wrong so l

 

[MildredHubble]

When the shrink came after me with a butcher knife, l felt something might be wrong so l

Asked for a short back and sides.

 

[Aspychata]

Luckily, he was pronounced braindead, and mortician moved him to

 

[MildredHubble]

Luckily, he was pronounced braindead, and mortician moved him to

Head of psychiatry.

(The psychiatrists are in the firing line today! )

 

[MildredHubble]

When I attended my psychiatric review panel, and all of them appeared to be Teletubbies I...

 

[Hazel_1914]

kicked one and stumped my toe badly; I can only assume he's on Channel 3 for VCR input so they

 

[Aspychata]

Filed in together and started huffing the laughing gas until the

 

[SusanLR]

next patient arrived who called his attorney

 

[Aspychata]

Because the chief surgeon dropped his ear buds during open heart surgery into his patient's surgical site while the nurse

 

[SusanLR]

was closing the incision. Now his heart is alive with the sound of music.

 

[Alexej]

and Julie Andrews leads the young children to

 

[Aspychata]

the baby viewing area, where all the nurses are switching out ID bracelets because the HR stiffed them on their holiday pay, now the

 

[mysterionz]

oh my god, they killed Kenny! (Nobody named Kenny has died, this is a reference to the running gag in South Park where Kenny was killed off nearly every episode of the first five seasons of the show). Trey and Matt knew a kid named Kenny that was the poor kid in their school, wore a parka that muffled his voice, and would skip school for several days at a time only for his peers to joke that he “died,” and reappear as if nothing had happened. Kenny is actually immortal but that’s another story for another day.