Create a poem and we'll analyze it!

[TouhouFan28]

Write a poem and let other people in the forum analyze and connect with your poem!

(YOUR OWN POEM. DO NOT PLAGARISE!)

 

[Crossbreed]

Mary had a little lamb,
A little rabbit, too.
But her favorite, most of all,
Was the turkey stew!

(I should get extra points for it being "paraprosdokian."

)

 

[Lou Laurinen]

Roses are red
Poop is brown
(Seriously, it's on the bottom of your shoe,
and you've been tracking it around)

 

[Outdated]

Mary had a little lamb,

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
That backed in to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts shot up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon.

 

[Lou Laurinen]

My partner's attempt at a poem:

You are cute
I am too
Let's (kiss*)


*The original word was R-rated but you can imagine lol

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Sorry, we all seem to have devolved this thread into jokes, haven't we?

 

[Lou Laurinen]

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
That backed in to a pylon.
Ten thousand volts shot up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon.

I wish there was a "skull emoji" reaction lol... wow this one was dark!

 

[JayLapointe]

I won’t shape five lines
won’t count syllables at all
this is not a haiku

 

[Jumpinbare]

Poetry
Shmoetry.