Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Skittlebisquit]

Are you lounging on your authentic vintage divan even as we engage in this timeless discourse?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Don't you mean my outdated, busted, dusty loveseat that swallows anyone that tries to sit on it?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Do you think a goth girl would date a neo primitive, eclectic, auld kine pagan with a book collection, who lives in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Isn't that what they always do?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Sooo. Goth girls huh? Who knew?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Didn't everyone?

 

[Shillelagh]

Yeah, but do they care?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why wouldn't they?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Why aren't you making bannock?

 

[tree]

If she does, will you want half of it with her blessing,
or all of it, without?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are we just talking about frybread here?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

If we each break the bread and pass it, how many will get to taste it?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How small of pieces are we talking about?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Perhaps if there were a bannock production team, would that alleviate the possibility of shortages?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are we talking Scottish bannock (which are little grilled biscuit breads served with jam) or Native American bannock (which is like a big fat fried piece of heaven)?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Is frybread addictive or merely habit forming?

 

[tree]

What would you call it if three daughters all ask for bannock?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Is there a pun involved in your question?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Who wouldn't call me the bastion of all things serious?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Wow how did you get to be a bastion?