Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Joshua the Writer]

Is it because nobody wants chili and cornbread?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Has the planet gone mad???

 

[Joshua the Writer]

Maybe only you have gone mad?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Don't you think I have a right to be mad, since no one here will just sit down and try my homemade chili and cornbread, which I slaved over for hours?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

I will eat the cornbread, but will you allow me to bring my share of the chili to my dad?

 

[sidd851]

Y's D, I will gladly eat anything with cornbread, and greatly appreciate your effort, but I'm curious...
What goes with cornbread that isn't warm?

 

[elbowgrease]

Does the plate it might be served on have to be warm?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

Or does it have to be cold?

 

[elbowgrease]

Couldn't someone just fling the food at me with a small trebuchet?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why can't they just serve us chicken strips and french fries like we ordered?

 

[sidd851]

Is it odd that my uncle threatened to keep me in a closet and feed me with a slingshot?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

Yes, and does that sound like a rare threat to anybody else?

 

[sidd851]

Oh, no, would you believe that he said it all the time?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

I'm not sure, would you believe in anything your uncle said?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

I wonder if @Ezra and @Joshua Aaron know that because of their names, I think of them as nice Jewish boys (even if they're not), and I refer to them in my head as "those nice, frum, clean cut Jewish boys, Ezra and Yehoshua Aron"?

 

[tree]

Are you trying to give those boys ideas?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why wouldn't they tuck in their shirts and be respectful to their grandmothers?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

But what if I have only one grandmother?

 

[Ezra]

So then you be respectful to your aunt as well?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

That's a question?