Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

How much do your table manners really differ depending on what you are eating?

 

[tree]

How many people use a knife and fork to eat a
banana or corn on the cob?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Why are you assuming they don't use a spoon?

 

[tree]

Did you know that I figured that would be the next question?

 

[sidd851]

Why would I cuddle up that close to
someone while eating a fatty, fried food?

 

[tree]

So, you're back on that cannibalism fantasy, eh?

 

[sidd851]

Where else could one find the perfect
concentration and ratio of nutrients
specific to one's dietary needs?

 

[OrSomething]

What dietary needs would those be?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Are you people all hungry or something?

 

[OrSomething]

Aren't I just continuing with the topic of conversation?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Why would someone shoot the sheriff but not the deputee?

 

[sidd851]

If the sheriff killed all your seeds
before they could grow, and came to kill
you, but the deputy was only doing his
job, and didn't attempt to harm you,
might you have done the same?

 

[pamelaperejil]

How could I be sure it wasn't really the deputee?

 

[tree]

Didn't you take note of his badge just before you
ripped it from his bloody chest and devoured
his heart?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Are we back to cannibalism again?

 

[sidd851]

Anyone ever tell you to
"Eat your heart out?"

 

[pamelaperejil]

Wouldn't eating heart be most nutritious for the heart, and brains for the brain?

 

[tree]

Isn't that the basis for homeopathic medicine and voo doo?

 

[sidd851]

Will Papa Legba flag a cab for me?

 

[tree]

Did St. Jude refuse your request?