Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How do you get arrested playing tennis?

 

[Richelle-H]

Would you believe a line judge taking issue with her attitude on a call?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Would you believe I am a seven foot amputee (I was 8 ft) with shaggy shoulders and a wooden nose?

 

[Richelle-H]

How does one blow a wooden nose without risk of splinters?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Ah... but do you ever have to- or do the benefits outweigh the downsides of having said wooden nose?

 

[Richelle-H]

Would not the constant aroma of whatever the nose was made of drive you to herbicide?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How could one smell anything with a wooden nose?

 

[Richelle-H]

Would not the answer be very carefully, so as to avoid embarrassing nasal leakage?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What else must we do very carefully?

 

[Richelle-H]

Should Simone Biles triple-double in the floor exercise count, or is that just to crazy to even contemplate trying?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Doesn't everything the incredible Simone Biles does just fill you with awe?

 

[Richelle-H]

Isn't awe a somewhat inadequate word to describe the feeling you get when watching her seemingly impossible feats of physical prowess?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are words ever adequate to express the thoughts and feelings within?

 

[Richelle-H]

Might I get you to agree that some poetry comes very close?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Is all poetry meant to be understood by the reader?

 

[Richelle-H]

Does it require true understanding to evoke an emotional reaction?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Should I get off the forums for a while and go run errands?

 

[Richelle-H]

Do they ever end?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Yeah, when you get to the heel, then you have to go and buy or bake a new loaf.

 

[Richelle-H]

But how do you deal with half-baked ideas, or bread for that matter?