Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

How fast would I have to run to catch one?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

What would you do if you did catch one?

 

[tree]

If it made me sick, what would I do?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

How about dancing around a fire, with singing?

 

[tree]

What kind of songs do fires sing?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

What kind of songs do you need?

 

[Butterfly88]

Should we have a karaoke night?

 

[watersprite]

If we plan on karaoke anything, can you give me a week’s advance warning?

 

[tree]

Don't you suppose she'll be using the week advance
notice to prepare for that illustrious goal?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

If she's given a whole week, how will I ever be able to compete?

 

[Skittlebisquit]

Perhaps if you planned to sing a three part harmony?

 

[watersprite]

Are you possibly daring to suggest cooperation instead of competition?

 

[tree]

What if he means to make three part harmony possible by
grafting two additional head-throat units onto the primary individual?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

What is this, some kind of freakish Star Trek episode??????????

 

[tree]

Who said anything about xenoplasty?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why must you always bring Xena Warrior Princess into all of your arguments?

 

[tree]

Would Xena admit to having work done?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

But I always thought she had a healthy work ethic?

 

[tree]

Didn't she have the work (aka plastic surgery) done so that
she could broaden her potential field of employment?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Is she now in community college?