Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

How does using a book to flatten a sandwich
compare with using a panini press and wouldn't
the tea make it all squishy?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Why not just put it all on the George Foreman Grill so that the tea runs down into the drip pan and lowers calories and fat?

 

[watersprite]

Is this why your (cooking) books are mad at you?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Are the discussions within the bounds of marriage any of your business?

 

[tree]

Who's married to a book?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Who's married to a ship?

 

[tree]

Why are you referring to that sort of thing?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Didn't you want me to explain how the Dewey Decimal System works?

 

[tree]

How does it differ from the Disney System?

 

[watersprite]

Is this the waiting area for the 8 week cruise/with-your-favorite -books?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Did you want to swab the deck now or after you tie down the rigging? Arrrr

 

[watersprite]

Do deck-swabbers get tickets to the author-on-board lectures?

 

[tree]

Is it time to Talk Like a Pirate while lashing an Author to a Board?

 

[watersprite]

Am I supposed to know you’re into that?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Did you read the Preface, or did you go straight to Chapter One?

 

[Butterfly88]

How many chapters are there?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

How would I know?

 

[tree]

Aren't you up to chapter books in your group yet?

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Didn't you know that we are still learning how to pound two rocks together?

 

[tree]

After that, don't you get your choice of electives---
Either *Pounding Sand Down a Rat Hole* or *Pouring Unspecified Liquid Out of a Boot*?